Yo'Mama Obama

Living without the luxuries of cable and internet after 5PM, I am required to resort to "The Morning After" reports of the antics of my favorite dicta--err, president. Apparently, YoMama Obama had a nice little chat with Fox News's Bret Baier last night and did something of a ObamaCare informercial, avoiding all questions and even throwing in a few Obamateurisms of his own. Just wanted to hit on a couple of points.

1. Baier: So do you support the use of this Slaughter rule? The deem and pass rule, so that Democrats avoid a straight up or down vote on the Senate bill? Obama: ...I don't spend a lot of time worrying about what the procedural rules are in the House or the Senate.

What a nice thought. I remember learning in high school, maybe even in elementary school, the process of how a bill becomes a law. School House Rock anyone?? So how does an educated man who has not only served as a Senator, but has manged to finnagle his way to the office of the President, NOT WORRY ABOUT THE PROCEDURAL RULES OF CONGRESS??? Obviously, he does not realize that American people are calling him on his BS!! It seems to me, a knowledge of civics should be a requirement for anybody running for an elected office.

2. Baier: So you support the deem and pass rule: Obama: What I'm saying is whatever they end up voting on — and I hope it's going to be sometime this week — that it is going to be a vote for or against my health care proposal. That's what matters. That's what ultimately people are going to judge this on.

Another prerequisite for running for political office? Basic constitutional knowledge. The “Deem and Pass Rule,” also known as the “Slaughter Rule,” will allow the health care bill to pass into law without an actual vote. As if it is not bad enough that our elected officials in Congress do not see this movement as COMPLETELY unconstitutional, but your president does not condemn it. As usual, he avoids the question and weasels his way through the interview.

3. Baier: Do you know which specific deals are in or out as of today? Obama: I am certain that we’ve made sure…that any burdens on states are alleviated....I’ll give you some exceptions though…I’m giving you an example of one that I consider important. It also affects Hawaii, which went through an earthquake.

*Blank stare* Okay. Earthquake in Haiti, yes. Earthquake in Chile, yes. Earthquake in Hawaii, what? Did this happen last night when I was asleep? When did an earthquake hit Hawaii?!! Were people killed??? I could really use a vacat—er, I would really love to do some mission work there. Wait. The last earthquake resulting in deaths was in 1975? What’s today’s date? *Looks at watch* Did I just black out and travel back in time? What does the earthquake in Hawaii have to do with anything? *Rubs head*

4. Obama (on what is in the bill): …By the time the vote has taken place, not only will I know what’s in it, you’ll know what’s in it because it’s going to be posted and everybody’s going to be able to evaluate it on the merits.

My head hurts from trying to figure out this man’s logic. So you don’t know what’s in the bill, but you’re trying to pass it. Not only are you trying to pass it, but you are using sneaky, underhanded tactics to cut deals, bribe politicians, and undercut the Constitution to do it!!

5. Obama: Now, we can fix this in a way that is sensible, that is centrist. I have rejected a whole bunch of provisions that the left wanted that are — you know, they were very adamant about because I thought it would be too disruptive to the system

I am completely speechless. This man is looking Bret Baier straight in the eye and LYING on national television!! Not only that, but he is lying to the millions of conservative viewers who are watching and critiquing him on Fox!!! Who does he think we are?? Why does he have no respect for the American people? I know his Senior Adviser David Axelrod thinks that Americans are too unintelligent and uninformed on the policies of Congress (turns out no more than their fearless leader), but come on. What has this man done that is CENTRIST??

So congratulations America. You have chosen a first class leader. Not only is he a liar, but he's also a moron who does not deserve to be dictat--er, leading this once-great nation.